"Wednesday: Season 1" Read the Dialogue Transcripts from Every Episode
Sarcasm, stitched neatly into transcripts.
Read the Wednesday Season 1 dialogue exactly as spoken—snark, stares, and sinister asides intact. All eight episodes, clean transcripts, and episode stats (writer, director, runtime).
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Smart, sarcastic and a little dead inside, Wednesday Addams investigates a murder spree while making new friends — and foes — at Nevermore Academy. Netflix
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All eight episodes of Wednesday: Season 1, translated into six languages. Click an episode below to see screenshots, loglines, writer & director credits, runtime, and transcript downloads.
"Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"
When a deliciously wicked prank gets Wednesday expelled, her parents ship her off to Nevermore Academy, the boarding school where they fell in love. Netflix
| Premiere | ... | November 23, 2022 |
| Run Time | ... | 60 minutes |
| Director | ... | Tim Burton |
| Writers | ... | Miles MillarAlfred Gough |
| Genres | ... | ComedyFantasyMystery |
| Seasons | ... | 12 |
| IMDb ID | ... | 14077386 |
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"Woe Is the Loneliest Number"
The sheriff questions Wednesday about the night's strange happenings. Later, Wednesday faces off against a fierce rival in the cutthroat Poe Cup race. Netflix
| Premiere | ... | November 23, 2022 |
| Run Time | ... | 49 minutes |
| Director | ... | Tim Burton |
| Writers | ... | Alfred GoughMiles Millar |
| Genres | ... | ComedyFantasyMystery |
| Seasons | ... | 12 |
| IMDb ID | ... | 14077394 |
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"Friend or Woe"
Wednesday stumbles on a secret society. During Outreach Day, Nevermore's outcasts mingle with Jericho's normies in Pilgrim World. Fudge, anyone? Netflix
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"Woe What a Night"
Wednesday asks Xavier to the Rave'N dance, sparking Tyler's jealousy — but Thing's got something up his sleeve. Meanwhile, Eugene stakes out the cave. Netflix
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"You Reap What You Woe"
During Parents Weekend, Wednesday digs into her family's past — and accidentally gets her dad arrested. Enid feels the pressure to "wolf out." Netflix
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"Quid Pro Woe"
Wednesday's friends throw her a surprise birthday party. They mean well... but she'd much rather mark the miserable occasion by solving the murders. Netflix
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"If You Don't Woe Me by Now"
Kooky Uncle Fester pays a visit and shares his theory about the monster. Wednesday begrudgingly agrees to a date with Tyler at Crackstone's crypt. Netflix
| Premiere | ... | November 23, 2022 |
| Run Time | ... | 47 minutes |
| Director | ... | James Marshall |
| Writers | ... | Alfred GoughMiles MillarMatt Lambert |
| Genres | ... | ComedyFantasyMystery |
| Seasons | ... | 12 |
| IMDb ID | ... | 14077408 |
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" Murder of Woes"
Wednesday lands in trouble with Principal Weems, but that's just the start of her problems. To fight an ancient evil, she'll need all her friends’ help. Netflix
| Premiere | ... | November 23, 2022 |
| Run Time | ... | 52 minutes |
| Director | ... | James Marshall |
| Writers | ... | Alfred GoughMiles Millar |
| Genres | ... | ComedyFantasyMystery |
| Seasons | ... | 12 |
| IMDb ID | ... | 14077406 |
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Wednesday: Season 1 dialogue transcripts, "A Murder of Woes", are available in six languages. English, Français, Deutsch, Italiano, Português (BR), and Español. If you don't see the buttons, you'll need to LOGIN to download transcripts.
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