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Everything Sucks! (2018) • Season 1 • Dialogue Transcripts

Everything Sucks! (2018) • Season 1 • Dialogue Transcripts

"Everything Sucks!"

Dialogue Transcripts

Season 1

02.16.201810 EpisodesNetflix

It's 1996 in a town called Boring, where high school misfits in the AV and drama clubs brave the ups and downs of teenage life in the VHS era.

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    "Plutonium"

    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E1 - "Plutonium"
    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E1 - "Plutonium"

    As a new year begins at Boring High School, freshman Luke impresses his friends by inviting sophomore Kate -- the principal's daughter -- to his house.

    PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
    RUN TIME ... 24 minutes
    DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
    WRITERS ... Michael Mohan | Ben York Jones

    "Maybe You’re Gonna Be the One That Saves Me"

    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E2 - "Maybe You’re Gonna Be the One That Saves Me"
    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E2 - "Maybe You’re Gonna Be the One That Saves Me"

    Luke plans his next move with Kate, who's having a rough day at school, and discovers VHS tapes that bring back emotional memories.

    PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
    RUN TIME ... 23 minutes
    DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
    WRITERS ... Michael Mohan | Ben York Jones

    "All That and a Bag of Chips"

    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E3 - "All That and a Bag of Chips"
    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E3 - "All That and a Bag of Chips"

    A pulled fire alarm lands Luke in detention and his mother in Ken's office. The irate drama club plots revenge on the AV kids.

    PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
    RUN TIME ... 27 minutes
    DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
    WRITER ... Noelle Valdivia

    "Romeo & Juliet in Space"

    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E4 - "Romeo & Juliet in Space"
    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E4 - "Romeo & Juliet in Space"

    Luke presents a proposal to the drama club in an effort to make peace. Sherry and Ken engage in some impromptu immature behavior.

    PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
    RUN TIME ... 24 minutes
    DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
    WRITER ... Hayley Tyler

    "What the Hell’s a Zarginda?"

    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E5 - "What the Hell’s a Zarginda?"
    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E5 - "What the Hell’s a Zarginda?"

    Luke tries to help Kate work through her feelings. Oliver and Luke hold film auditions. Emaline takes Kate shopping. Ken invites Luke over for dinner.

    PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
    RUN TIME ... 23 minutes
    DIRECTOR ... Ry Russo-Young
    WRITERS ... Ben York Jones | Michael Mohan

    "Sometimes I Hear My Voice"

    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E6 - "Sometimes I Hear My Voice"
    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E6 - "Sometimes I Hear My Voice"

    Luke and Kate attempt to get to Portland for a concert. Ken and Sherry partake in contraband that was confiscated from a student.

    PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
    RUN TIME ... 23 minutes
    DIRECTOR ... Ry Russo-Young
    WRITER ... Ben York Jones

    "Cheesecake to a Fat Man"

    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E7 - "Cheesecake to a Fat Man"
    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E7 - "Cheesecake to a Fat Man"

    Luke wallows in anger, while Ken and Kate bask in liberation. Tyler's proficiency with dial-up internet leads to unusual drug experimentation.

    PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
    RUN TIME ... 25 minutes
    DIRECTOR ... Ry Russo-Young
    WRITER ... Sean Cummings

    "I Just Wanna Be Anybody"

    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E8 - "I Just Wanna Be Anybody"
    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E8 - "I Just Wanna Be Anybody"

    The Boring High crew takes an emotionally exhausting trip to California to shoot a scene for the movie ... minus one important member.

    PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
    RUN TIME ... 25 minutes
    DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
    WRITER ... Hayley Tyler

    "My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders"

    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E9 - "My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders"
    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E9 - "My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders"

    An exasperated Luke scrambles to finish the movie. Kate has important conversations with Emaline and Luke. McQuaid gets a sudden boost of confidence.

    PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
    RUN TIME ... 23 minutes
    DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
    WRITER ... Noelle Valdivia

    "We Were Merely Freshmen"

    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E10 - "We Were Merely Freshmen"
    Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E10 - "We Were Merely Freshmen"

    The Boring community comes together for the movie premiere, where angst simmers even as wounds heal and relationships blossom.

    PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
    RUN TIME ... 27 minutes
    DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
    WRITERS ... Michael Mohan | Ben York Jones

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