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It was, and sort of still is one of the most underrated teen shows on Netflix. The ironically named "Everything Sucks!" was cancelled shortly after the series premiered in 2018. This 10-episode series stars Jahi Di'Allo Winston, Peyton Kennedy and Patch Darragh.

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It's 1996 in a town called Boring, where high school misfits in the AV and drama clubs brave the ups and downs of teenage life in the VHS era.

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"Plutonium"

Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E1 - "Plutonium"
Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E1 - "Plutonium"
PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
RUN TIME ... 24 minutes
DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
WRITERS ... Michael Mohan | Ben York Jones

"Maybe You’re Gonna Be the One That Saves Me"

Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E2 - "Maybe You’re Gonna Be the One That Saves Me"
Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E2 - "Maybe You’re Gonna Be the One That Saves Me"
PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
RUN TIME ... 23 minutes
DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
WRITERS ... Michael Mohan | Ben York Jones

"All That and a Bag of Chips"

Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E3 - "All That and a Bag of Chips"
Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E3 - "All That and a Bag of Chips"
PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
RUN TIME ... 27 minutes
DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
WRITER ... Noelle Valdivia

"Romeo & Juliet in Space"

Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E4 - "Romeo & Juliet in Space"
Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E4 - "Romeo & Juliet in Space"
PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
RUN TIME ... 24 minutes
DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
WRITER ... Hayley Tyler

"What the Hell’s a Zarginda?"

Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E5 - "What the Hell’s a Zarginda?"
Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E5 - "What the Hell’s a Zarginda?"
PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
RUN TIME ... 23 minutes
DIRECTOR ... Ry Russo-Young
WRITERS ... Ben York Jones | Michael Mohan

"Sometimes I Hear My Voice"

Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E6 - "Sometimes I Hear My Voice"
Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E6 - "Sometimes I Hear My Voice"
PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
RUN TIME ... 23 minutes
DIRECTOR ... Ry Russo-Young
WRITER ... Ben York Jones

"Cheesecake to a Fat Man"

Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E7 - "Cheesecake to a Fat Man"
Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E7 - "Cheesecake to a Fat Man"
PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
RUN TIME ... 25 minutes
DIRECTOR ... Ry Russo-Young
WRITER ... Sean Cummings

"I Just Wanna Be Anybody"

Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E8 - "I Just Wanna Be Anybody"
Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E8 - "I Just Wanna Be Anybody"
PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
RUN TIME ... 25 minutes
DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
WRITER ... Hayley Tyler

"My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders"

Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E9 - "My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders"
Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E9 - "My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders"
PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
RUN TIME ... 23 minutes
DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
WRITER ... Noelle Valdivia

"We Were Merely Freshmen"

Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E10 - "We Were Merely Freshmen"
Everything Sucks! | Dialogue Transcript | S1:E10 - "We Were Merely Freshmen"
PREMIERE ... February 16, 2018
RUN TIME ... 27 minutes
DIRECTOR ... Michael Mohan
WRITERS ... Michael Mohan | Ben York Jones

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