Everything Sucks! • Transcript • “We Were Merely Freshmen”

"Everything Sucks!"

Episode Transcript

Season 1

Episode 1.10

"We Were Merely Freshmen"

This episode is written by Michael Mohan and Ben York Jones. Michael Mohan also directs.

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The Boring community comes together for the movie premiere, where angst simmers even as wounds heal and relationships blossom.

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Season 1 • Episode 10 • Transcript

"We Were Merely Freshmen"

Original Broadcast Date:

February 16, 2018 on Netflix.
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Season 1 • Episode 10 • Transcript: "We Were Merely Freshmen"

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Just one more thing...

So, this is a transcription of the spoken dialogue and audio. You'll also notice a time-code reference. As a result, this version may not be exactly as written in the original script. But, the intellectual property is still reserved by the original source and may be subject to copyright. 8FLiX provides all of this to you without cost for your entertainment, convenience, and study.

And you know what else? Because we understand that there are about 6 billion people who do not speak English, we've added something special. Some of our complete series scripts are also available in other languages. For example, Français, Español, Deutsche and Italiano versions may also be at hand! If not, just ask us for it!

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And before we forget...

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Everything Sucks! • Transcript • “My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders”

"Everything Sucks!"

Episode Transcript

Season 1

Episode 1.09

"My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders"

This episode is written by Noelle Valdivia. Michael Mohan directs.

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An exasperated Luke scrambles to finish the movie. Kate has important conversations with Emaline and Luke. McQuaid gets a sudden boost of confidence.

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Season 1 • Episode 9 • Transcript

"My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders"

Original Broadcast Date:

February 16, 2018 on Netflix.
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Season 1 • Episode 9 • Transcript: "My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders"

We also have some great pictures from this episode of "Everything Sucks!" Keep scrolling to see them. And don't forget, you can expand, download and comment on any photo in the gallery!

Pictures from "Everything Sucks!" season 1 episode "My Friends Have Been Eaten by Spiders". Plus, additional production and behind the scenes photos.

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Transcripts to screenplays...

You may have noticed that I have started replacing some of the dialogue transcripts with screenplays/actual scripts. I hope to get this completed by March 2020.

Just one more thing...

So, this is a transcription of the spoken dialogue and audio. You'll also notice a time-code reference. As a result, this version may not be exactly as written in the original script. But, the intellectual property is still reserved by the original source and may be subject to copyright. 8FLiX provides all of this to you without cost for your entertainment, convenience, and study.

And you know what else? Because we understand that there are about 6 billion people who do not speak English, we've added something special. Some of our complete series scripts are also available in other languages. For example, Français, Español, Deutsche and Italiano versions may also be at hand! If not, just ask us for it!

And don't forget...

If you are having difficulties reading the PDF file on mobile devices, please click on the "download script" button. A new tab will open with the file.

And before we forget...

We're a small, but dedicated site which explores binge-worthy TV and movies. We don't stream, but we do offer loads of information, reviews, pictures and scripts. And best of all it's fast and free! Because you like it that way, and so do we.

There's more awesome inside.

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Everything Sucks! • Transcript • “I Just Wanna Be Anybody”

"Everything Sucks!"

Episode Transcript

Season 1

Episode 1.08

"I Just Wanna Be Anybody"

This episode is written by Hayley Tyler. Michael Mohan directs.

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The Boring High crew takes an emotionally exhausting trip to California to shoot a scene for the movie ... minus one important member.

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Season 1 • Episode 8 • Transcript

"I Just Wanna Be Anybody"

Original Broadcast Date:

February 16, 2018 on Netflix.
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Season 1 • Episode 8 • Transcript: "I Just Wanna Be Anybody"

We also have some great pictures from this episode of "Everything Sucks!" Keep scrolling to see them. And don't forget, you can expand, download and comment on any photo in the gallery!

Pictures from "Everything Sucks!" season 1 episode "I Just Wanna Be Anybody". Plus, additional production and behind the scenes photos.

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Transcripts to screenplays...

You may have noticed that I have started replacing some of the dialogue transcripts with screenplays/actual scripts. I hope to get this completed by March 2020.

Just one more thing...

So, this is a transcription of the spoken dialogue and audio. You'll also notice a time-code reference. As a result, this version may not be exactly as written in the original script. But, the intellectual property is still reserved by the original source and may be subject to copyright. 8FLiX provides all of this to you without cost for your entertainment, convenience, and study.

And you know what else? Because we understand that there are about 6 billion people who do not speak English, we've added something special. Some of our complete series scripts are also available in other languages. For example, Français, Español, Deutsche and Italiano versions may also be at hand! If not, just ask us for it!

And don't forget...

If you are having difficulties reading the PDF file on mobile devices, please click on the "download script" button. A new tab will open with the file.

And before we forget...

We're a small, but dedicated site which explores binge-worthy TV and movies. We don't stream, but we do offer loads of information, reviews, pictures and scripts. And best of all it's fast and free! Because you like it that way, and so do we.

There's more awesome inside.

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Everything Sucks! • Transcript • “Cheesecake to a Fat Man”

"Everything Sucks!"

Episode Transcript

Season 1

Episode 1.07

"Cheesecake to a Fat Man"

This episode is written by Sean Cummings. Ry Russo-Young directs.

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Luke wallows in anger, while Ken and Kate bask in liberation. Tyler's proficiency with dial-up internet leads to unusual drug experimentation.

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Season 1 • Episode 7 • Transcript

"Cheesecake to a Fat Man"

Original Broadcast Date:

February 16, 2018 on Netflix.
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Season 1 • Episode 7 • Transcript: "Cheesecake to a Fat Man"

We also have some great pictures from this episode of "Everything Sucks!" Keep scrolling to see them. And don't forget, you can expand, download and comment on any photo in the gallery!

Pictures from "Everything Sucks!" season 1 episode "Cheesecake to a Fat Man". Plus, additional production and behind the scenes photos.

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Transcripts to screenplays...

You may have noticed that I have started replacing some of the dialogue transcripts with screenplays/actual scripts. I hope to get this completed by March 2020.

Just one more thing...

So, this is a transcription of the spoken dialogue and audio. You'll also notice a time-code reference. As a result, this version may not be exactly as written in the original script. But, the intellectual property is still reserved by the original source and may be subject to copyright. 8FLiX provides all of this to you without cost for your entertainment, convenience, and study.

And you know what else? Because we understand that there are about 6 billion people who do not speak English, we've added something special. Some of our complete series scripts are also available in other languages. For example, Français, Español, Deutsche and Italiano versions may also be at hand! If not, just ask us for it!

And don't forget...

If you are having difficulties reading the PDF file on mobile devices, please click on the "download script" button. A new tab will open with the file.

And before we forget...

We're a small, but dedicated site which explores binge-worthy TV and movies. We don't stream, but we do offer loads of information, reviews, pictures and scripts. And best of all it's fast and free! Because you like it that way, and so do we.

There's more awesome inside.

We have more fandoms, transcripts and pictures to stan. Take a deeper look inside.

Everything Sucks! • Transcript • “Sometimes I Hear My Voice”

"Everything Sucks!"

Episode Transcript

Season 1

Episode 1.06

"Sometimes I Hear My Voice"

This episode is written by Ben York Jones. Ry Russo-Young directs.

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Luke and Kate attempt to get to Portland for a concert. Ken and Sherry partake in contraband that was confiscated from a student.

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Season 1 • Episode 6 • Transcript

"Sometimes I Hear My Voice"

Original Broadcast Date:

February 16, 2018 on Netflix.
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Season 1 • Episode 6 • Transcript: "Sometimes I Hear My Voice"

We also have some great pictures from this episode of "Everything Sucks!" Keep scrolling to see them. And don't forget, you can expand, download and comment on any photo in the gallery!

Pictures from "Everything Sucks!" season 1 episode "Sometimes I Hear My Voice". Plus, additional production and behind the scenes photos.

You can view full screen, download, share, and even comment on any photo!

Transcripts to screenplays...

You may have noticed that I have started replacing some of the dialogue transcripts with screenplays/actual scripts. I hope to get this completed by March 2020.

Just one more thing...

So, this is a transcription of the spoken dialogue and audio. You'll also notice a time-code reference. As a result, this version may not be exactly as written in the original script. But, the intellectual property is still reserved by the original source and may be subject to copyright. 8FLiX provides all of this to you without cost for your entertainment, convenience, and study.

And you know what else? Because we understand that there are about 6 billion people who do not speak English, we've added something special. Some of our complete series scripts are also available in other languages. For example, Français, Español, Deutsche and Italiano versions may also be at hand! If not, just ask us for it!

And don't forget...

If you are having difficulties reading the PDF file on mobile devices, please click on the "download script" button. A new tab will open with the file.

And before we forget...

We're a small, but dedicated site which explores binge-worthy TV and movies. We don't stream, but we do offer loads of information, reviews, pictures and scripts. And best of all it's fast and free! Because you like it that way, and so do we.

There's more awesome inside.

We have more fandoms, transcripts and pictures to stan. Take a deeper look inside.