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Everything Sucks! (2018)

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season 1 - episode 2
"Maybe You're Gonna Be the One That Save Me"

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Ben York Jones & Michael Mohan

Written by

Ben York Jones & Michael Mohan

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S01-Ep.02: "Maybe You're Gonna Be the One That Saves Me"

Luke plans his next move with Kate, who's having a rough day at school, and discovers VHS tapes that bring back emotional memories.

TRANSCRIPTION

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[students chattering]

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[Emaline laughing] So I made him
show me his dick.

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And then, I swear to God,

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his dick was pierced
right through the tip. Yeah!

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And then I told Oliver about it,
and he got so mad.

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[laughing]

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[sighs] Oh, God.
My boobs are so huge right now!

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Every time I get my period,
they quadruple in size.

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Look at them, I'm serious.

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-Feel them! They're like swollen.
-Ew, gross. Get away.

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Hey, sweetie.

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You wanna feel 'em?

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What?

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[gasps]

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Oh, my God!

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Did anyone just see that?

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Kate Messner just touched my boobs!

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She seriously just grabbed them!

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Lesbo much?

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[chuckles]

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["Re-Feel-It" by Bettie Serveert playing]

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♪ Funny how we run around ♪

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♪ And see what we got ♪

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♪ We don't even know what it is we found ♪

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Hello.

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Hey, Mom.

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Hey.

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Wow! [chuckles]

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-What's the occasion?
-There's no occasion.

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Babe, you just made my day. [kisses]

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Child protective services drop by?

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Yep. They always do,
and the fake mustache worked like a charm.

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-How's school?
-Coolio.

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I joined the A/V club.

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Coolio. I bet you fit right in.

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-And I'm dissecting a frog in science.
-Ugh.

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Named it "Gorf."

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-How'd you come up with that?
-Well, it's "frog" spelled backwards.

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Oh. Duh. Well, rest in peace, Gorf.

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[chuckles]

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And I, uh... met someone.

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A girl.

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Really?

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Well, tell me about her.

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[sighs] Okay.

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She's in A/V.

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She's really artistic.

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But... not in an obvious way, just... is.

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And she's really into music
and really pretty.

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She is all that and a bag of chips.

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Sounds like it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I think I'm gonna ask her out.
I just gotta figure out how.

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Any ideas?

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Well, I don't know.

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Hey, I hope...

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I hope you'll be safe.

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Oh! Oh, no. Mom, how did you
get that from me saying that--

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-I know--
-Oh, ew.

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You think you're not,
but you're at that age.

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And sometimes in high school,
we forget to look before we leap...

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like Gorf.

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Or...

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like when you got pregnant with me?

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Mmm.

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-I did not mean it like that.
-Yeah.

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Mm-hmm. Gotcha.

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Luke, you're the best thing
that's happened to me, you know that?

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Okay, look.
You know what I think you should do?

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What?

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I think, when the time is right,

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you should tell her exactly how you feel.

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And you do it
in the most "you" way possible.

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Thanks, Mom.

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So...

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what's her name?

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[Scott] For lunch today, Sloppy Joes.

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But personally, I think
they should be called Sloppy Scotts

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on a Jessica Betts bun.

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-Oh, my God. You are so inappropriate.
-Those are your morning announcements.

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Have a Boring day.

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[Stargrove] And we're clear.

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[Scott] Okay, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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[Jessica] I know.

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Hey, focus working okay?

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Oh, yeah. It's fine.

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Oh, wait! I was thinking.

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-Maybe you could come over--
-I got to get to geometry.

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[exhales]

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Next time, Luke.

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Is he trying to open
that Surge with his mind?

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No, he's just upset with me.

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That's an understatement.

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He's going to ask out Kate Messner
because she called him cute.

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-Holy shit. How you gonna do it?
-[Luke] Mm-hmm.

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I don't know. Any ideas?

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Do it while jumping out of a plane
without a parachute.

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Wait, that's what you're doing.

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Remember in Point Break when he jumps
without a chute? He's like, "Gee-yah"!

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Then he jumps.

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He breaks both his knees,
but it turns out okay.

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-He does not say "gee-yah."
-I think he does.

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Is that before or after
he gets his best friend killed?

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Will you stop it, McQuaid?

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She's really nice and smart.

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You'd like her if you weren't
so judgmental all the time.

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Seriously, I might have a chance
with this girl.

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You could be happy for me.

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My apologies. You have my support.

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Thanks.

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[chuckles] Where is your lady love?

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[girl] Did you hear Kate Messner totally
felt-up Emaline Addario during gym?

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I always knew there was
something weird about that girl.

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If Kate's really a lesbian,
does that mean she has AIDS?

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Like the guy from Real World?

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-Yeah.
-Probably.

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[girl 2 gasps]
This is kinda freaking me out.

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[girl] It should.
I wouldn't even let her breathe on me.

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[feedback whines]

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Will Kate Messner please report
to the principal's office?

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Kate Messner,
please report to the principal's office.

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Oh, my God.

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[Oliver] Unbelievable.

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[scoffs]

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Harlot!

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Fallen woman! Street walker!

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Say, what?

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Pretty much everyone's been saying

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you got felt up by some chick
in the girl's locker room.

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[chuckles] Yawn, yesterday's goss.

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Is it true?

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Is it true?

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'Tis true.

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God damn it.

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A lady's touch upon my bosom hath awoken

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such curious
and mysterious feelings within me!

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I'm not playing a scene with you now,
okay, Emaline?

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-Oh, how my heart yearns for her!
-[bell rings]

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How my loins quake!

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How free I feel on this merry day!

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You know, this is why
you'll never be a good actress. Okay?

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You're out of touch with your inner truth,
you can't have a genuine conversation.

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Honestly, I feel bad for you.

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Well, you have a tiny dick.

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[students] Oh!

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We're done. All right?
It's over, that's it.

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Fine.

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[students] Oh!

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Bitch!

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My grandma gave me those.

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[sighs] She has diabetes!

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Dad?

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Kate Messner! Come on in!

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What do you want?

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You asked me to treat you like
any other student, so I am. Take a seat.

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Janitor Steve informed me

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about some crassly worded vandalism,

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graffiti really, that showed up
on a locker this morning.

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Turns out that locker was yours.

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It said "Dyke,"

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which is a derogatory term

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-for when a woman has romantic--
-I know what it means.

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Okay. I'm just trying to figure out
who did this. Yeah.

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You know, has anyone been mean
or picking on ya recently?

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I mean, why would someone do that?

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Because people are stupid.

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Hey, sweetie, uh...

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I wouldn't take it personally.

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I bet they didn't even know
whose locker it was.

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Everything else okay?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Back to class, young lady.

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[sighs]

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Okay.

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You can do this.

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You can do this.

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Okay.

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Hey.

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-How's it going?
-Um...

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I've had better days.

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Oh, yeah?

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I was just thinking about you.

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You were?

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I love this.

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I know it's, uh,
super popular or whatever,

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but track three's kinda
saving my life right now.

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Hmm.

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Which one's that again?

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♪ By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do ♪

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♪ I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now ♪

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I wonder who he's singing about.

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Don't you?

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♪ Backbeat, the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out ♪

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♪ I'm sure you've heard it all before... ♪

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I gotta go.

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Uh, I'll see ya later?

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Absolutely.

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"There was s-something my, my--"

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"Mysterious."

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Can't you just invent, like, a robot,
that will read this to me or something?

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I wish. Not with my limited knowledge
and resources.

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But when the do robots take over,
none of this will matter.

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We'll just be brains floating in tanks.

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Slaves of virtual stimulation
and synthetic automated nourishment.

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What ever gets me out of remedial.

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Guys, I've got it.

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But I need your help.

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["Two Princes" by Spin Doctors playing]

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ One, two, princes kneel before you
That's what I said now ♪

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♪ Princes, princes who adore you
Just go ahead now ♪

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♪ One has diamonds in his pockets
And that's some bread now ♪

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♪ This one said he wants
To buy you rockets ♪

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♪ Ain't in his head now ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ This one got a princely racket
That's what I said now ♪

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♪ Got some big seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head now ♪

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Go, go!

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♪ Marry him, your father will condone you
How 'bout that now? ♪

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♪ Marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat now ♪

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♪ Marry him or marry me ♪

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♪ I'm the one that loves you baby
Can't you see? ♪

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♪ I ain't got no future or a family tree ♪

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♪ But I know what a prince and lover
Ought to be ♪

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♪ I know what a prince and lover
Ought to be ♪

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♪ Said if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now ♪

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♪ And if you like to tell me maybe... ♪

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-Testing, one, two, three.
-Dad.

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Levels? Crash.

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For today's video installment

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of the Life and Times
of Mr. Leroy O'Neil,

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that's me, I want to say
a few words about gratitude.

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Some days it feels like life's gone
to shit.

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Days like today,
where I'm just happy to be alive.

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I'm healthy. I have a job.
I have a woman and my son,

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little Luke'em Nuke'em.

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He might be the smartest,
most passionate little man on this planet.

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[chuckles]

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He's five. Kid's blowing my mind.

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[mom] Leroy, hey, dinner's ready.

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[dad] Come in.

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-What are you doing?
-Look at you.

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Come here.

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-Come here.
-Okay. Hi.

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I love you.

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I love you, too.

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[dad] Come here.

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-Say hi to camera?
-[mom] Are you recording this?

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Leroy, I look like a train wreck.

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[Leroy] Hey, you look beautiful.

252
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,796
[mom] Smooth talker.

253
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,715
Dinnertime.

254
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:49,555
This may not be the life that, uh,
that I imagined for myself,

255
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,184
but god damn, it's a good one.

256
00:14:58,689 --> 00:14:59,607
[static crackles]

257
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,994
♪ Many mumbling mice
Dancing in the moonlight, mighty nice ♪

258
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:16,498
♪ Many mumbling mice
Dancing in the moonlight, mighty nice ♪

259
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,419
♪ Many mumbling mice,
Dancing in the moonlight, mighty nice ♪

260
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,713
-Kate?
-[Jessica] Good job. How was the range?

261
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:23,631
Hey, Leslie.

262
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,424
I heard something about you today.

263
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,635
Something upsetting.

264
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,347
Are you a homo?

265
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:34,350
No! That's ridiculous.

266
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,935
Of course it is!

267
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,604
I mean, ew, gross. [chuckles]

268
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:42,900
Either way, I hope you overcome this.

269
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,277
I'll pray for you.

270
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,445
Thanks.

271
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,329
[clears throat] Play this.

272
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,455
What's on it?

273
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,165
Can't tell you that.

274
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,835
-[groans] Come on. Is it inappropriate?
-No.

275
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,630
-All right. What's in it for me?
-Really?

276
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,547
Yeah.

277
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,633
-Um, Luke?
-One sec.

278
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,009
-What's in it for me?
-Luke.

279
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,719
-Just... [grunts]
-All right.

280
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,390
Six pack of Jolt?

281
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,687
-Was that so hard?
-Thank you.

282
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,356
New information has come to light,

283
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:25,985
and your odds with Kate
are potentially compromised.

284
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,195
I think you should reconsider doing this.

285
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,780
What are you talking about?

286
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,533
New information. It's just a rumor.

287
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:36,036
-It's probably garb. But I just heard--
-Ooh, you're jealous.

288
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,497
Jealous?

289
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,957
Yes. Jealous.

290
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,167
That's why you've been negative
about this, right?

291
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,961
That's absurd. I'm always negative.

292
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:48,132
Listen, we're still gonna be friends
after I get a girlfriend.

293
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,884
You just gotta stop worrying so much.

294
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,013
Oh, man!
Everyone's gonna shit when they see this!

295
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,932
In a good way.

296
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,394
See.

297
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,355
They're gonna shit.

298
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,565
In a good way.

299
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,901
Good Morning, BHS! I'm Jessica Betts.

300
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,278
And I'm Scott Pocket.

301
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,196
♪ Scott Pocket ♪

302
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,117
Before I begin, today we have
a special video presentation.

303
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,744
It comes to us from a fre--

304
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,912
Roll tape!

305
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,847
["Wonderwall" by Oasis playing]

306
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,655
[laughs]

307
00:17:56,867 --> 00:18:01,580
♪ Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you ♪

308
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:07,169
♪ By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do ♪

309
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:13,926
♪ I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now ♪

310
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:24,103
♪ Backbeat, the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out ♪

311
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,522
♪ I'm sure you've heard it all before ♪

312
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,525
-♪ But you never really had a doubt ♪
-[laughing]

313
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:36,490
♪ I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now ♪

314
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:44,790
♪ And all the roads we have to walk
Are winding ♪

315
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:50,337
♪ And all the lights that lead us there
Are blinding ♪

316
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:56,051
♪ There are many things that I
Would like to say to you ♪

317
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,595
♪ But I don't know how ♪

318
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:06,353
♪ Because maybe ♪

319
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:11,775
♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪

320
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:16,738
♪ And after all ♪

321
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:21,743
♪ You're my wonderwall ♪

322
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:28,625
♪ I said maybe ♪

323
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:34,047
♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪

324
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:39,636
♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪

325
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:44,766
♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪

326
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:50,814
[laughing]

327
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:51,899
[girl] Fuck!

328
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,484
[laughs]

329
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,617
Kate Messner...

330
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,953
will you go out with me?

331
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,708
[girl] Oh, God.

332
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:15,214
[Stargrove] Uh, camera two,
pan to camera one.

333
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,599
[chuckles]

334
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,780
[Luke] Kate?

335
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,037
-Yes.
-Ha!

336
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,206
-[students gasping]
-[boy] Yes!

337
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,624
[chuckles]

338
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,131
♪ She was using me ♪

339
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,218
♪ But I didn't care ♪

340
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,889
♪ Don't you leave me now ♪

341
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,810
♪ Just don't you dare ♪

342
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:13,313
♪ Can't you understand? ♪

343
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,817
♪ With the hold of my hand ♪

344
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:21,363
♪ Love is everywhere ♪

345
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:25,742
♪ Except where I stand ♪

346
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,138
♪ Boys of the world ♪

347
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,056
♪ Just listen to me ♪

348
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:49,850
♪ If you meet a girl ♪

349
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:51,935
♪ With looks to a tee ♪

350
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,979
♪ It might be okay ♪

351
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,605
♪ For a little while ♪

352
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,607
♪ But think seriously ♪

353
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,152
♪ Is that your style? ♪

354
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:03,864
♪ Can't you understand ♪

355
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:07,117
♪ With the hold of my hand ♪

356
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:11,705
♪ Love is everywhere ♪

357
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:15,959
♪ Except where I stand ♪
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