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Black Mirror (2011)

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season 4 - episode 1
"USS Callister"

Created by

Charlie Brooker

Written by

Charlie Brooker
William Bridges

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S04-Ep.01: "USS Callister"

Capt. Robert Daly presides over his crew with wisdom and courage. But a new recruit will soon discover nothing on this spaceship is what it seems.

TRANSCRIPTION

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-[man] Captain Daly.
-Report.

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A non-federation vessel jumped straight
out of white space right in front of us.

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-Valdack.
-That can't be.

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My data scan indicates
a heavily armored Gorgan Dreadnought,

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vessel ID number 9864321.

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Thank you, Dudani. Valdack must have
hijacked it from the Fermi hub

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and tracked our position.

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-Tulaska, shield status?
-Shields 100%.

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-Helmsman Packer?
-Captain.

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-Prime rear thrusters.
-Rear thrusters primed.

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[Walton]
If that's Valdack, he'll rip us to shreds.

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Captain, we have to surrender.
There's no other way.

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Let's not lose our heads,
Lieutenant Walton.

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[zapping]

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-Shields at 68%.
-[alarm wailing]

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Heavy damage reported,
decks six through ten.

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Fires in med center
and major rupture to cargo bay Alpha.

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We've got no choice!

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Do you want me to open comms
with Valdack's craft, Captain?

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-Negative.
-[zapping]

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[all groan]

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-Shields at 54%.
-There's no way out.

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-Captain, please.
-[Daly] Not now, Walton.

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Helmsman Packer,
take us into that asteroid gas cluster.

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-Into the cluster?
-That's suicide, sir.

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It is our only chance.

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[Daly] That gas cluster is charged
with ionized pyron particles.

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If our shields hold, we can use them
to increase our photon intensity.

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Packer, increase thrusters.

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[engine thrusts]

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[Tulaska] Shields at 43%.

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It'll tear the ship apart, Captain!

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Walton, you are a Space Fleet officer.
Act accordingly.

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-Shields at 32%.
-Valdack's not following.

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Packer, turn us around.

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[engine rumbles]

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-[Daly] Tulaska, charge photon bolts.
-Bolts charged, Captain.

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-Fire!
-[zapping]

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His hull's breached, shields gone.
He's defenseless.

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-Lieutenant Lowry, open comms.
-He's already hailing us, Captain.

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-[Daly] On screen.
-[bleeps]

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Captain Daly, may you drown
in the venom of 900 Tragorian snakes!

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[Daly] You are defeated, Valdack.

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Return the plasmorthian crystal
and we'll cause you no more damage.

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You must think me a fool, Captain!

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I know the crystal's capabilities,
and I will die before I give it up!

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I gave you a chance, Valdack,
showed you mercy.

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-Reflect on that while you can.
-[yells]

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-Close comms.
-[bleeps]

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-Tulaska, destroy his ship.
-Yes, Captain.

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[bleeping]

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[zaps]

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-That was incredible, Captain.
-You saved our lives.

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[Walton] I'm so sorry
I lost it back there, Captain.

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Not for the first time, Walton.

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And I should know by now
never to doubt you.

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-[alarm beeps]
-[Walton] Please forgive me.

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At ease, Walton.

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Captain, sensors indicate
an escape pod ejected

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from Valdack's ship before detonation.

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He's escaping with the crystal.

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You want me to plot
a pursuit course, Captain?

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No.

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We'll let him go... for now.

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-Great decision-making, Captain.
-Three cheers for Captain Daly.

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-Hip hip.
-[all] Hooray!

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-Hip hip.
-[all] Hooray!

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-Hip hip.
-[all] Hooray!

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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

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♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

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♪ And so say all of us ♪

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God bless you, Captain. God bless you.

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[elevator beeps]

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[automated voice] Thirteenth floor.

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-Welcome to Callister.
-Oh.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me.

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Hey.

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[negative beep]

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[negative beep]

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Uh... Elena, my pass doesn't work.

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You must renew on first of each month.

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Yeah, I know that,
but the first was on the weekend, so...

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OK.

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-[beeps]
-[doors open]

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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[automated voice] Prepare to enter

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the most immersive gaming experience
in years,

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Infinity, from Callister Inc.

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-Morning, Mr. Daly.
-Helmsman Packer.

92
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Huh?

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Uh, I mean, Mr. Packer. Nate.

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[laughs]

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OK.

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[Daly] Are you making coffees?

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Yeah.

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Do you think maybe
you could make me one too?

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[laughs] Sure, sure. Uh, what do you want?

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Just vanilla latte. Skim milk.

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Yeah, good call. 'Cause...

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[Packer clears throat]

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[chattering]

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[woman]
...those are very, very big numbers.

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We might just have to hold you to that.
Well, no, yes, of course. [laughs]

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Sure. Yes.

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[crashing]

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Oh, are you OK, man?

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[sighs]

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I guess you didn't see my gym bag.

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Here. Come on. [strains]

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-I'm sorry, bud. [pats]
-OK.

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You left it... [groans]

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[man] You're gonna do it for me
and make it good.

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You know you are a god to me at least.

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[laughing]

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[knock on door]

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Oh. The ladies' bathroom is that way.
The sign's kind of confusing.

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You're Robert Daly, right?

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-Right.
-Yeah, hi.

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I'm Nanette, Nanette Cole.

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Um...

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I started here today,
coding on the update,

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and I just wanted to, uh,
pass on my admiration

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to the person
who actually designed Infinity.

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The procedural algorithm is amazing.

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It's just some beautiful code.

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Thank you.

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That's actually the reason
that I wanted to work here.

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-You must be busy. I'm so sorry.
-No, no, it's fine.

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-Sorry. [laughs]
-No.

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-Well, just fangirling. Sorry. Um...
-[both laugh]

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[Nanette gasps]

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Ooh... vintage.

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-Yeah, it's Space Fleet.
-Wow.

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[Daly] It's a TV show. Before your time.

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Before my time, actually.

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But it was... visionary.

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Is this on, like, tape?

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Yeah, I've got the VHS, the DVD, Blu-ray.

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The whole thing. Seasons one to six.

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Netflix has it these days, but...

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Aboard the spaceship USS Callister.

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-OK, yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

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So-- OK, so Callister is like the, uh--

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Yeah, when we set up the company, um...

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I suggested we call it Callister
as kind of a little tribute.

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Walton didn't really get the reference,
but he let me have that one.

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Mini-skirted damsels.

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[laughs]

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A little cold for that in space.

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That is just what a Bargradian
sand warrior would say.

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[Nanette chuckles]

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[Walton] Bob, Christmas is closing in
like a goddamn meteor.

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We've got customers all over our balls
waiting for the Infinity update.

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Tell me it's gonna be up and running
before the weekend.

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-Oh, I'll ask Kabir--
-You're CTO. Don't ask anybody anything.

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You should be telling people things
like I'm telling you right now.

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-I'll talk to him.
-Good.

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-I'm sorry.
-OK.

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-Hello.
-[Nanette] Hello.

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Sorry, I couldn't find a good moment to...

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Oh, you must be new.
Uh... I'm James Walton. I run the company.

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-[Nanette] I--
-Well, we run the company, kind of.

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Bob here is the hardware,
and I am the shiny front end.

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-I'm Nanette Cole.
-[Walton] Which department?

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-Engine architecture.
-And it's your first day?

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Uh...

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-[stutters] Yeah.
-Have you had the tour?

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-[keyboard clicking]
-No, I...

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Please, allow me.

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[Nanette] OK.

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It was so nice to meet you. [laughs]

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[Walton] Just a little bit.

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It's a different environment
I set up here.

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People call it a carefree environment.
I call it "care-full."

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-[Nanette] Interesting.
-Not scary.

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[chattering continuing]

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Dudani?

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Kabir?

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Mm. Mr. Daly.

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Do you have the latest ETA
on the update patch?

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It's just there's still
some runtime errors.

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Well, the thing is, we could have it ready
by end of play today,

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but if we had time,
we could alter the trading mechanics,

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tweak the critical hit system,
but of course, that'd add another week,

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maybe ten days or so.

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Mr. Daly?

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-Yeah. Yeah, do all of that, thank you.
-I'll... OK, we're on it.

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[chattering, laughing]

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[number pad bleeps]

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[door whirs]

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-[device bleeps]
-[whirring]

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[device boots up]

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[Walton] Welcome back, Captain.

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Have you located Valdack's position?

197
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Not yet, but our sensors
are scanning every star system

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between here and Valatros.

199
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So your answer is no?

200
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,240
Uh...

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I'm afraid so, sir.

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[Walton gasps, groans]

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[grunting]

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You... are pathetic, Walton. What are you?

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00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,360
-[Walton gasping]
-What's that?

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00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,960
[inhales] Pathetic.

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[gasps]

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[groans, panting]

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[Daly] So Valdack's out there somewhere

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and you village idiots
are asleep at the wheel.

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You're not just disgraceful,
you're disgusting, all of you.

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So can you do one thing?

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Can you find Valdack?

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I'm not asking. I'm telling you!
Understand?

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-Hmm?
-Yes.

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-[Daly] Yes?
-Yes, Captain. Yeah.

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-[Daly] Yes.
-Aye, Captain.

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[Daly] Huh?

219
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Well, all right.

220
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Tulaska, check security protocols.
If they've expired, you're in trouble.

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-Yes, Captain.
-[bleeping]

222
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,800
Dudani, recheck those probe results.

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-No room for errors.
-Of course, Captain.

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-Helmsman Packer?
-Captain.

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Vanilla latte.

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-Skim milk.
-At once.

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[Daly] Walton.

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Exit game.

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[device whirs]

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[device bleeps]

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[keyboard clicking]

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Hi, Nanette. You feel like
you have everything you need here?

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00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,840
Mm-hmm.

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00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,480
-All right. That's a nice sweater.
-Oh. Thank you.

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-[Walton] Cashmere?
-[chattering]

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[knock on door]

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00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,160
Mr. Daly, got that new ETA
on the update patch.

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00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,840
-New ETA?
-Yeah, it's all good.

239
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,080
But now we're looking
at December 24th for rollout.

240
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,000
We don't patch until Christmas Eve?

241
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,560
Well, yeah, I mean,
with the alterations you approved.

242
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OK, OK. Thank you.

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[Dudani] OK.

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[door closes]

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[knock on door]

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00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,480
-Hi, Robert.
-Hi.

247
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,480
Um, I was just gonna fix a coffee.
Do you want one?

248
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,480
-Sure.
-OK.

249
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:52,280
Um... vanilla latte with skim milk.

250
00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,640
-[Nanette] Okey-dokes.
-OK.

251
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,040
Absolutely.

252
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,000
[laughs]

253
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,640
Mm-hmm.

254
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,960
-Well, yes, they are great numbers.
-[machine whirs]

255
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,680
[laughs] OK. Mm-hmm.

256
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,080
-Ta-ta.
-[device beeps]

257
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,320
Total fucking shitwit.

258
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:17,160
-Do you want coffee?
-Um, Brushed Suede. Thank you.

259
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,560
So how are you settling in?
Are you settling in?

260
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:25,040
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Everyone here is really friendly.

261
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:29,960
And um...
it is not like my last job, thank God.

262
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,320
-Yeah?
-It was a toxic workplace, you know.

263
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,720
-My boss was a major-league bully and...
-[machine beeps]

264
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,480
-It's not like here, like with Mr...
-Walton.

265
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,680
-Yeah.
-Oh, yeah. He's a really good guy.

266
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,400
He's a bit of a player.

267
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,320
Chuck a sandwich across the room,
he'll fuck it before it hits the ground,

268
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,960
-but he's basically an all right bloke.
-[chuckles]

269
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:54,960
OK. [laughs] Well, there's uh...
two bosses here anyway, so I guess--

270
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,720
-Two how?
-Robert Daly.

271
00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,280
Oh!

272
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,600
I mean, well, yeah, technically. [scoffs]

273
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,480
Mr. Daly is actually
the whole reason that I'm here.

274
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,440
-Really? Interesting.
-[Nanette] I mean...

275
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,120
Who wouldn't wanna work under
an incredible mind like that, you know?

276
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,160
His coding is... [laughs] It's sublime.

277
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,880
Do you have a thing for him?

278
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,120
Daly? No, no. No. It's not like that.

279
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,440
[stammers] It's purely...
It's professional.

280
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,320
I like his code.

281
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,680
Ah. Fucking hell,
I was gonna say, you know,

282
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:30,440
don't be too nice to him
'cause he gets a bit starey.

283
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,240
Mm.

284
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:37,040
Wide berth, that's my advice. Wide berth.

285
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,120
-OK.
-Yeah.

286
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,520
Thank you.

287
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,960
-There you go.
-Thank you.

288
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,400
[exhales]

289
00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:17,720
-[Lowry] Bye.
-No bye. I'm coming.

290
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,359
[Lowry] No. Suck a dick, Karl.

291
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,840
[woman] Later, guys.

292
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,600
[machine beeps]

293
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,560
[whirring]

294
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,120
[beeping]

295
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,600
[automated voice] Welcome to Callister.

296
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,600
[card beeps]

297
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,160
[Daly] Thank you.

298
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,720
You're welcome.

299
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,480
[chattering]

300
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,520
[Walton] Goddamn it, Robert!

301
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,520
-Christmas Eve. Really?
-Uh...

302
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,360
Not OK.

303
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,480
[door slams]

304
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,960
[keyboard clicking]

305
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:27,760
[typing]

306
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,440
[electronic whirring]

307
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:38,800
[gasps]

308
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,120
[whirring]

309
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,640
[gasps]

310
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,160
Oh.

311
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,440
[breathing heavily]

312
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,120
Hello? [echoes]

313
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,600
[gasps]

314
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,280
-[distant chatter]
-[gasps]

315
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,440
[gasping]

316
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,960
Oh, boy. It looks like
there's a new girl in the office.

317
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,680
What's your name, hon?

318
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,000
[Walton] Come in. Let me fix you a drink.

319
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:45,160
We have everything
from Bengarian phlegm shots to uh...

320
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,240
ooh, distilled root blood
from the Cangor quadrant.

321
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,240
What's your poison? Some of this
actually is poison, so don't be shy.

322
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,240
Am I dreaming?

323
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,840
Yeah, no, no, 'fraid not.

324
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,280
-I remember dreaming.
-[Packer] Me too.

325
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,400
[Nanette] But where am I?

326
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,440
This is the USS Callister,
Space Fleet's finest,

327
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,960
exploring the furthest reaches
of the known universe and beyond.

328
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:14,080
We are its loyal space crew
and now, apparently, so are you. Cheers.

329
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,960
[slurps]

330
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,480
Your name? Babe, what's your name?

331
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,160
Nanette. We've met.

332
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,160
Maybe, in the real world.
I wouldn't have no way of knowing.

333
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,240
-What do you mean?
-You'd better sit down.

334
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,800
No, I don't... I don't wanna sit down.

335
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,440
I wanna know what's going on.

336
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,240
You're on board Robert Daly's ship.

337
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,280
Robert Daly, the CTO?

338
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,280
Here he's Captain Daly,
our fearless leader.

339
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,160
[Lowry] Yeah, you're seriously
gonna need to sit the fuck down.

340
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,760
-Uh...
-Welcome. [chuckles]

341
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:53,400
You are um... Hey, hey.
You're the intern from work, right? Nate?

342
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,440
Packer. Nate Packer.

343
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,600
Wait. So I'm still
just the intern out there?

344
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,480
Jesus.

345
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,680
You're um... You're... You're...

346
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,280
Dudani. Diagnostics.

347
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,360
-Welcome.
-Right.

348
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,720
-You're the receptionist, right?
-Elena.

349
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,360
-Your skin is blue.
-[Tulaska] Weird blue alien skin, I know.

350
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,120
It's fucked up.

351
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,400
Almost sort of racist.

352
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,800
[groans]

353
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:29,840
[strains] OK. Walt, fix her something,
something she'll recognize. Vodka.

354
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,280
-Hey. So what's it like out there now?
-What?

355
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,320
-What year is it?
-[Lowry] Don't do her head in.

356
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,440
-[Packer] What?
-What year? I... [stutters] saw you today.

357
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,400
Ooh. Did you see me? Did I look thin? Hmm?

358
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,360
Like, wheatgrass yogurt thin?

359
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,040
Can we not pop her fucking mind?

360
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,960
Someone needs
to be straight with me right now.

361
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:52,360
OK. OK, listen.

362
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,240
This is Infinity.

363
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:59,920
That's what we're all inside.
That's where all of this exists.

364
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,400
Infinity, the game?

365
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,520
Daly's got his own modded version
of Infinity,

366
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,600
reskinned to look like
his favorite TV show.

367
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,640
-Space Thing? Space Thing?
-Space Fleet.

368
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,360
-Hence the groovy decor.
-And this tasteful get-up.

369
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,440
Infinity.

370
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,360
That's an online game,
like a multiplayer deal. This... [inhales]

371
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,960
This is his development build,
sealed off so he can control it.

372
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,600
He keeps it offline

373
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,080
so the custom code he's written
can't be detected and deleted.

374
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:31,040
Mm. Yes, it's a bubble universe,
ruled by an asshole god.

375
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:33,640
He...

376
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,880
put us in... in here?

377
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,840
Mm-hmm.

378
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,040
Drink your vodka.

379
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,520
-How do we get out?
-No, really, drink it.

380
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:45,400
Drink it.

381
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,680
-You can't leave.
-[chokes] What?

382
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,040
None of us can.

383
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,440
-Because you're not actually you.
-[Nanette] What?

384
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:01,080
I know it's mental,
but you're a copy of you.

385
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,600
-A digital clone.
-No.

386
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,640
No, I am... I'm me. I am me.

387
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,360
-I'm me.
-[Walton] No, not the real you.

388
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:11,800
Daly's created an identical
digital version of you, of all of us.

389
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,160
From your DNA.
He'll have harvested it somehow.

390
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,800
He told me he got mine
from the rim of a smoothie cup.

391
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,840
He retrieved Packer's juices
from the bathroom.

392
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,520
Man, you have got to let that go.
She does not need details.

393
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,120
Basically he's got a gizmo--

394
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,120
I theorize an advanced
biometric DNA virtual clone.

395
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,120
He's got a fucking gizmo.
That's what I said.

396
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,920
He fed your DNA in,
he put you inside his computer

397
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,280
and, bam, you pop up here like a Pop-Tart.

398
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,600
Yeah, we've all been through it.

399
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,840
He brings us in for different reasons,
shit we did in the office.

400
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,680
I called him out for staring.

401
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,720
I reset admin permissions
on a test build for 14 minutes.

402
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,440
Insufficient smiling.

403
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,640
-I brought him the wrong sandwich.
-OK, never mind the reasons.

404
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,320
The point is that we're stuck
in Daly's playground,

405
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,120
and that's all you need to know.

406
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,920
This is a dream. Yeah, it has to be.

407
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:03,480
It's more like an eternal waking nightmare
from which there is no escape.

408
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,160
-No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
-[Lowry] Oh, for fuck's sake,

409
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,840
I'm trying to break her in gently.

410
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,680
The quicker she gets it,
the easier it'll be.

411
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,160
[whirring]

412
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,680
[Tulaska] Daddy's home.

413
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,640
[Packer] He'll be here any moment.

414
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,120
[Nanette] No. I'm gonna get out of here.

415
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,120
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You gotta stay on the bridge.

416
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,240
He controls everything.

417
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,120
-He does shit to make us cooperate.
-Get off.

418
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,040
-You have no idea. I'm trying to help.
-[Lowry] Just leave it.

419
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,040
He's gonna fuck us up
if she doesn't play ball.

420
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,240
Yes, well, she's gonna have to work it out
for herself, like we all did.

421
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,120
[panting]

422
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,720
[spaceship whirring]

423
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,160
[groans]

424
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,960
-There's gotta be a way out. Come on.
-[beeps]

425
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,280
[whimpers]

426
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,960
[screaming]

427
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,320
[whimpers]

428
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,200
Lieutenant Cole, welcome aboard.

429
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:11,760
Crew, we have a new member of the team,
Science Officer Nanette Cole.

430
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,760
Please, take your post.

431
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,120
I believe we've finally managed
to track Valdack to an uncharted planet.

432
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,640
-No.
-Take your post. That is an order.

433
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,400
I'm not doing this.

434
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,560
The whole thing's much better
if you let yourself get into it.

435
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:32,080
If you think that I'm playing along
with your Space Force bullshit...

436
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,920
-Space Fleet.
-[Nanette] Whatever.

437
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,720
-You can think again.
-This is my ship.

438
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,080
-I am your captain. An order is an order.
-Then go fuck yourself.

439
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,480
Sir.

440
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,560
OK. So we're doing it this way.

441
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,280
[scoffs]

442
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,080
[mocking] Are you gonna throw a fireball?

443
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,600
[snaps fingers]

444
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,120
[muffled gasps]

445
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,280
[thuds]

446
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:04,520
[muffled sounds]

447
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:09,800
Oh, dear. You can't see.
You can't breathe.

448
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,000
Unpleasant, isn't it?

449
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,840
[muffled groaning]

450
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,120
Do you submit?

451
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,000
You won't die, you know.

452
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,840
No one dies in here unless I want them to.

453
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:28,160
I can keep you like this forever
if I feel like it.

454
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,840
Forever gasping for breath
with a mouth that isn't there.

455
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,760
Do you submit?

456
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,920
[muffled agreement]

457
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,680
Good girl.

458
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,560
[gasps, coughing]

459
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,080
[breathes heavily]

460
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,160
Lieutenant Cole, Valdack's hideout.
Triangulate the signal, please.

461
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,520
[Nanette pants]

462
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:04,680
[sobs]

463
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,560
[whispers]
It's any button. They're all the same.

464
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,800
[beeps]

465
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,000
[beeps]

466
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,160
Well?

467
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:21,080
[gasping] I'm getting a signal
from a class five planet.

468
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,400
-Rannotch.
-[Lowry] Rannoch.

469
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,400
[stutters, whispers] Rannoch B.

470
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,600
Excellent. Dudani,
prepare the transmat system.

471
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,520
-Of course, Captain.
-Walton, Packer, Lowry, with me.

472
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,920
We'll transport down to the planet,
reclaim the crystal

473
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,960
and bring Valdack to justice.

474
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,880
Actually, Cole, you come too.

475
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,600
Perfect opportunity for you to prove

476
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,920
you're more than a recommendation
from Space Fleet. What do you say?

477
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,160
-Mr. Dudani, transport.
-Aye aye, Captain.

478
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,400
[all exhale]

479
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,160
[Nanette gasps, groans]

480
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,120
[Daly] Breathable atmosphere.

481
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,200
[device whirs]

482
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,760
Scanning for plasmorthian traces.

483
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,160
Crystal's this way. Let's go.

484
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,320
-Nate. Hey, Nate.
-Helmsman Packer, OK?

485
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,440
Call me Helmsman Packer. He hates it
when we don't use our proper titles.

486
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,560
OK. You got a gun, so let's take him out.

487
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,320
-Then give it to me.
-OK, one, our guns don't even work.

488
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:44,200
Only his does. And two, the motherfucker
is invincible, OK? Come on, let's go.

489
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,400
At least you've got a gun.

490
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,440
[device whirring]

491
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,440
-Captain.
-[Daly] Shh.

492
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,240
We meet again, Captain Daly!

493
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,800
[cackles]

494
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,680
-We're trapped.
-[gun whirs]

495
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,960
Not advisable.

496
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,480
My plasma grenade
will turn you into screaming soup.

497
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,360
He's not going to kill us, Captain.

498
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,800
He had the element of surprise.
He'd have done it when he had the chance.

499
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,200
Haven't worked out how to use the crystal,
have you, Valdack?

500
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,760
It's true, I require
your Space Fleet knowledge.

501
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,640
But it's also true
that you're gonna give it to me!

502
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,720
Don't be so sure.

503
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,480
[laughs]

504
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,560
-Jesus. I...
-Shh.

505
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,800
Let's see how your resolve holds up

506
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:39,320
once you're devoured one by one
by my Arachnajax!

507
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,440
[roars]

508
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,520
-Holy shit. Oh, my God.
-[Walton] We're all gonna die.

509
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,040
[Arachnajax snarls, snorts]

510
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,760
[roars]

511
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,600
Killing us won't make us tell you
how the crystal works, Valdack.

512
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,200
-We will never...
-[device rings]

513
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,240
Hold on. I think my pizza's here.

514
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,040
-[sighs]
-[device rings]

515
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,120
Pause game.

516
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,480
[powering down]

517
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,400
[Nanette] What's happening?

518
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,280
[Walton] You heard him.
He paused the game.

519
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,400
'Cause he's got a pizza delivery...
out there.

520
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,240
[Arachnajax pants]

521
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,480
[doorbell ringing]

522
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,000
Hold on.

523
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,560
[doorbell continues]

524
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,160
[Arachnajax exhales]

525
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,920
[Packer] Watch out. He'll be back soon.

526
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,280
Ah. That's good.
This launcher's heavy as shit.

527
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,680
[Valdack] How you holding up?

528
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,440
You know, we're existing.

529
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,840
How you doing, Gillian?

530
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,360
[Arachnajax grunts]

531
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,520
Well, yeah.

532
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,800
-[Walton] Well, you look great.
-Her name's Gillian.

533
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,120
-[Walton] Did you lose weight?
-She was in marketing.

534
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,320
Yeah, Daly turned her into... that

535
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,880
because she wouldn't play along
when he cloned her into here.

536
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,880
[Lowry] This universe is littered
with things like her,

537
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,200
poor fuckers who stepped out of line.

538
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,320
-Thank you.
-[man] Thanks.

539
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,200
[device whirs]

540
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,120
-[Walton] Here comes Captain Dick.
-Hey.

541
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,680
-[Packer] Hey. Hey.
-[Arachnajax growls]

542
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,680
[reciting] I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.

543
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,920
Hey. Hey.

544
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,760
[Walton exhales]

545
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,600
If we die, the secret of the crystal dies
with us, Valdack.

546
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,760
Oh, my God. We are all gonna die!

547
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,680
-[fake sobbing]
-[Valdack laughs]

548
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:54,640
-[Daly] Valdack?
-What is it, Captain? Final words?

549
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,720
Over there. A naked lady.

550
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,360
Really?

551
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,040
-[gun blasts]
-[Valdack groans]

552
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,800
[screams, grunts]

553
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,000
[Arachnajax whimpers]

554
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,880
Great plan, Captain.

555
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,960
[all laugh]

556
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,000
[Walton] Unparalleled tactics, Captain.

557
00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:13,840
[panting]

558
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,000
We've fought many battles,
haven't we, Captain?

559
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,120
We have.

560
00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:25,480
And I've been a good adversary for you,
have I not?

561
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,120
[sighs]

562
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,120
Then please...

563
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,400
[coughs]

564
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,520
...end it.

565
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,960
-Please.
-[gun whirs]

566
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:49,639
Killing in cold blood
is against Space Fleet code.

567
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,800
-[groans]
-I wish I could help.

568
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,800
[mutters]

569
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,560
Sorry, bud.

570
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,640
[whimpers]

571
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,480
-[Daly] Take him to the brig.
-[Valdack groans]

572
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,800
-[Daly] Dudani.
-Captain.

573
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,560
-Transport us aboard.
-Yes, Captain.

574
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,840
[Valdack] No more.

575
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,680
-[Lowry] It's OK.
-[Valdack wails, echoing]

576
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,640
-[Walton] Hip hip.
-[all] Hooray!

577
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,800
-Hip hip.
-[all] Hooray!

578
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,840
[clapping]

579
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,120
[all] ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly fellow ♪

580
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,720
-♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
-[Nanette grunts]

581
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,680
♪ And so say... ♪ Oh, my fuck.

582
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,000
That wasn't very nice.

583
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,560
Today I will show you mercy.

584
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,000
-Great mercy-showing, Captain.
-Shh!

585
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:53,280
Tomorrow you should reconsider
your... amenability.

586
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,880
I may not be feeling so benevolent.

587
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:02,960
Exit game.

588
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,520
-Oh. Fucking hell.
-This was tense.

589
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,000
I don't like tense.

590
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:11,840
-Drink?
-Mm-hmm.

591
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,640
[Dudani] So how was the mission?

592
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:18,280
Wasn't too bad. Usual standoff storyline.

593
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,240
-Ooh. Saw Gillian from marketing. Yeah.
-Oh.

594
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,360
There is no way
that I am kissing that asshole.

595
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,400
Then he's just gonna get
more and more pissed.

596
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,920
-How about you kiss him, then?
-[Lowry] You get used to it.

597
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,560
It's-- There's no tongues.

598
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,000
If that's any consolation,
there's never any tongues.

599
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,160
-Doing tongues is not Space Fleet way.
-Mm.

600
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,560
It's not like it can go
beyond kissing anyway.

601
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,720
What do you mean?

602
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,960
Oh. You haven't noticed?

603
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,440
[Walton clears throat]

604
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,400
[Nanette] What are you doing?
[stammers]

605
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,000
Please. Please, don't do that. Don't...

606
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,160
Oh, my God.

607
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,240
-Oh. Oh. Oh.
-[Walton] Yes.

608
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,000
There's no genitals in Space Fleet.
This is a wholesome universe.

609
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,200
[Dudani] He must have modified
our code that way.

610
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,360
Mm. We're all the same. If you don't
believe me, take a look down there.

611
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,160
We have tried grinding our mounds
together out of sheer boredom.

612
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,200
-No sensation at all.
-Can't even shit.

613
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,840
Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure
of pushing out a shit.

614
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,880
[sighs] I miss taking shit.

615
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,760
OK.

616
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:24,320
Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line.

617
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,840
-We are gonna get this bastard!
-[Walton] No.

618
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,600
-[Nanette] Yeah.
-We've tried a million times.

619
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,880
No way out.

620
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,040
Walton. Come on, Walton.

621
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,520
[Walton] Like I said, he's an asshole god.

622
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,640
Mnh-mnh.

623
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Daly's smart, but he's not a god.

624
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,200
He's a coder.

625
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,680
He is fallible.

626
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:58,040
Kabir, what was that thing he was holding
in his hand, that scanner thing?

627
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,360
His omnicorder,
primary communications device.

628
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,400
You said he kept his version
of the game offline.

629
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:07,000
But the omnicorder made contact with
the outside world when the pizza came,

630
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,160
so it's gotta be connected
to his home system at least.

631
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,320
The omnicorder's gone.

632
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,280
It loads when he loads, and it goes
when he goes, and that's the only one.

633
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,320
No.

634
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,160
There has got to be a way to connect.

635
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,920
[beeping]

636
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,360
You won't hack it. I've tried.

637
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,600
I haven't.

638
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,120
[beeping continues]

639
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,760
[Nanette gasps] Bingo.

640
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,360
-[Dudani] Oh, that's good.
-Yeah.

641
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,320
-This is part of Infinity's front end.
-Yeah.

642
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,600
You can invite a friend
with a custom message.

643
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,880
-[Lowry] A message to outside?
-Just one. 140 characters maximum.

644
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,680
So who are you gonna contact?

645
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,160
-[exhales]
-[elevator dings]

646
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:09,320
Thirteenth floor. Welcome to Callister.

647
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,480
-Hey, Elena.
-[sighs] Hi.

648
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,160
[phone vibrates]

649
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,560
-You need me buzz you in?
-What? Uh, no, no, I--

650
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,080
-I got that for you.
-Oh. Thank you.

651
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,000
After you.

652
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,800
[card beeps]

653
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,120
Um...

654
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,440
Mr. Daly, hi.

655
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,520
Hi.

656
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,000
Can I talk to you for a second?

657
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,760
Did you just send me an Infinity invite?

658
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,840
Wha... No.

659
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,480
It was really weird.
It had a message attached.

660
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,040
Something about people trapped
in a game.

661
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,320
Probably just a spambot.
Firewall doesn't always get them all.

662
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,480
-Yeah.
-I wouldn't-- I wouldn't worry about it.

663
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,920
You didn't open the link, did you?

664
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,160
Oh, God, no.

665
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:11,320
-Maybe upgrade your security software.
-All right.

666
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,160
Have a good one.

667
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,680
[chattering]

668
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,760
[guitar strumming]

669
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,440
That's the thing there.

670
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,760
[Walton sighs] Oh, yeah.

671
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:37,480
Could you please, please
cut that shit out?

672
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,720
I'm trying to make it like a hobby.
[grunts]

673
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:43,840
[grunts] Oh, that's good.

674
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,320
[electronic buzzing]

675
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,960
That is way too early.
He's only been at work a few hours.

676
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,600
[buzzing]

677
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,680
She got the message!

678
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,400
[stuttering] I did. It's me.

679
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,080
That's me or the cops most likely.

680
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,760
Oh. We are getting out of here!

681
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,680
[door slides shut]

682
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,040
[Daly] What is Space Fleet?

683
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,200
I'll tell you what it is.

684
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,640
It is a belief system...

685
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,960
founded on the very best of human nature.

686
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:47,360
It is a goal for us to strive towards

687
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,480
for the betterment of the universe,

688
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,080
for the betterment of life itself.

689
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:04,080
And you assholes are fucking it up!

690
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,680
I did it. I did. I did it.

691
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,560
I sent the message. It was me.

692
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,720
No one else was involved, I swear.

693
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,760
I tried the carrot. Now meet the stick.

694
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,760
No, this is gonna make you happy,
Daly, 'cause you're sick.

695
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,320
And you need help.

696
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,560
[Lowry] No, don't, don't!

697
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,200
Captain.

698
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,240
Captain, please.

699
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,480
[Lowry]
OK, look, she's new. She'll behave.

700
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,360
We'll all behave.

701
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,280
Just let her off. Let her off this once.

702
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,600
[stuttering] Please.

703
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,160
OK.

704
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:48,480
[gasps]

705
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,400
OK.

706
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,280
OK.

707
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,960
-[Nanette] No! Daly, no! No, no, no, no!
-[cracking]

708
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,400
-[screams, inhuman grunts]
-[cracking]

709
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,320
[roars]

710
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,960
[cracking]

711
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,080
[roars]

712
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,840
-[growls]
-[Nanette whimpers]

713
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,960
[gasping]

714
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,960
[Daly] You know what makes me happy?

715
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,520
The look on your face right now.

716
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,000
[whimpers]

717
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:30,040
[Daly] Dudani, Walton, Tulaska,
take this thing to the brig with Valdack.

718
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,720
Packer, find a barren planet
we can dump her on.

719
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:41,760
And you... can just stay here
and think about your attitude.

720
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,960
-[sobs]
-[Daly] Exit game.

721
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,480
[Nanette gasping]

722
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:21,160
[distant rumbling]

723
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,800
[breathes heavily]

724
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,080
[bleeps]

725
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,760
Update patch.

726
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,280
[exhales]

727
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,680
The update patch.

728
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:53,680
[Nanette] It's there, there.

729
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,600
-So what? It's a wormhole.
-[Nanette] Unh-unh.

730
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,760
That is the Christmas update patch
preinstalling itself.

731
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,080
The wormhole... it's just how
the game is expressing the uplink.

732
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,000
So?

733
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,280
Daly's custom build
is still connected to the internet.

734
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:08,680
Some way.

735
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,240
If this is another one of your plans,

736
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,920
just stop before somebody else
gets monsterfied.

737
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,800
No, no, this... this can work.

738
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,040
We can't get all-in access from the ship.
He'll have crippled permissions.

739
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,560
Yes, but what if we fly into the wormhole?

740
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,400
-[scoffs] Like, on purpose?
-We'd hit the system firewall.

741
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,640
-Exactly. Yeah.
-And have our rogue coding deleted.

742
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,920
-Deleted as in...?
-As in die.

743
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,400
Whether it's dying would depend
on your position regarding sentient code--

744
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,400
We would cease to exist, that's true.
But we'd be free.

745
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,960
We'd be... free.

746
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,080
This is academic since we have no means
of getting to the wormhole.

747
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,360
There's no way to pilot the damn thing
without Daly here

748
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,360
and he can stop us like that.
[snaps fingers]

749
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,200
What about if he's logged in
but on pause?

750
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,680
Like when his pizza came,
he was just frozen there.

751
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,640
Flying would be possible,
but that wormhole's a whole parsec away.

752
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,280
We'd never reach it before he got back.

753
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,360
[Nanette]
Unless we stalled him for longer.

754
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,640
[Tulaska] And that we do how?

755
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,640
If we can get Daly's omnicorder,
we can make a phone call, right?

756
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,200
Theoretically, yes, but--

757
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:14,560
If we can get real me on the phone again,
I, um... I may have some leverage.

758
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,800
-Leverage? On yourself?
-Mm-hmm.

759
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,800
-Like what?
-My PhotoCloud account.

760
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,000
I know the password, obviously.

761
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,080
There are some pretty...

762
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:32,360
interesting images on there that I should
have deleted a while ago, but I didn't.

763
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,760
So, we can blackmail me.

764
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,960
I'm pretty sure that I'd do anything
to keep those photos from getting out.

765
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,120
Must be pretty pictures.

766
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:46,400
Look, if this is going to work,
we all have to be in on it.

767
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,200
OK?

768
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,440
[Walton and Packer sigh]

769
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:53,160
Flying into certain death in a wormhole

770
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:55,800
beats another 10,000 years
with Captain Ass.

771
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,800
-I'm in.
-OK.

772
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,160
Me too.

773
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,920
-Also me.
-[Nanette exhales]

774
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,760
Well, I am out.

775
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:16,600
[Walton sighs]
Daly won. Daly's always won.

776
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:20,320
We just have to get on with it...
'cause we don't have a chance.

777
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,600
-[Nanette] Yes, we do.
-Hmm?

778
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:27,160
We fly into the wormhole
and we are extinct.

779
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,960
We are gone. We are rid of his shit.

780
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:31,640
Sounds peachy.

781
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,560
What is with you?

782
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:39,360
Don't you wanna fight back?
Why won't you fight back?

783
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,600
Tommy.

784
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,800
-Who is Tommy?
-[Walton] He's my son.

785
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,360
He's six years old,
at least he was when I woke up in here.

786
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,600
See, in the early days of this ship,
it was just me and Daly.

787
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,040
I was his pet project.

788
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,360
He tried everything to break me,

789
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:06,880
and I withstood it all
'cause I just thought

790
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:12,080
there was still a chance I could get out
and see my boy again.

791
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,600
In a way, I was right,
I did get to see him again.

792
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,120
Just not the real him.

793
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:23,080
Daly told me what happened.

794
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:30,080
Back on the outside, the real me, uh...
brought Tommy to work one day,

795
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:32,520
showed him around.

796
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,640
He would've loved
seeing all those computers.

797
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,680
He's really into that stuff.

798
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:42,880
Anyway, evidently...
Tommy had a lollipop that day.

799
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,880
That's all Daly needed.

800
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,560
He copied him in here.

801
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,880
It was Tommy all right.

802
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,840
He was alike in every way.

803
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,000
Dad!

804
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,680
[Tommy] Daddy...

805
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,240
You know what he did to him?

806
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:13,360
[Walton] Tommy!

807
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,320
He took Tommy
and he threw him out of the airlock.

808
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,160
-[Walton] Tommy!
-Daddy!

809
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:20,520
[capsule depressurizes]

810
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:25,120
-Right out into space.
-Daddy! No!

811
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,440
And he made me watch.

812
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,120
[capsule releases]

813
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,640
Tommy!

814
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,880
Have you ever seen an unsuited body
compress in space?

815
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,320
They freeze...

816
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,320
and crack like a porcelain doll.

817
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,080
I take my hat off to Daly. [sniffles]

818
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:08,080
The detail in this place is exceptional.

819
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,160
And he said he'd do it again and again,

820
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,240
'cause Daly's still got Tommy's DNA.

821
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,160
He's got all of our DNA.

822
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:24,440
He keeps it in his bedroom
in a fucking mini fridge by his desk.

823
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,560
So I have to stay in line,

824
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:33,080
because even if we die in here,
he can bring us back.

825
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,480
He can bring Tommy back
whenever he wants.

826
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,160
And God knows how
he'd take it out on him.

827
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,840
God knows what he'd do.

828
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:49,840
So, you see, what choice do I have?

829
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:58,440
Walton.

830
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,480
We are gonna get that fucking lollipop.

831
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,200
[Walton sighs]

832
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,120
But you gotta believe me.

833
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:11,680
Can you do that?

834
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:16,400
Can you?

835
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,600
[bleeps]

836
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,120
[door slams]

837
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,680
[slurping]

838
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,080
[mouse clicks]

839
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:57,560
[triumphant music]

840
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,760
Good to see you at your position, Cole.

841
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,840
Captain, you've come
at just the right time.

842
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,080
I have?

843
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,880
I'm picking up a distress signal
from the surface of Skillane IV.

844
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,400
Looks like a crashed shuttle.

845
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,720
What should we do?

846
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,920
Space Fleet never turns its back
on those who need our help.

847
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,040
-Dudani, set a course for Skillane IV.
-Aye aye, sir.

848
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,800
We'll send a search party.
Packer, Tulaska--

849
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,720
Actually, Captain, I was thinking
maybe you could take me alone.

850
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,800
As science officer,
I need to learn the ropes,

851
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:46,080
and I could use your close attention.

852
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,080
Good.

853
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:57,520
Yes, good idea.

854
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,360
[Nanette exhales]

855
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,280
[omnicorder whirs]

856
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,320
[Daly] Atmosphere's good.

857
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,840
[omnicorder clicking]

858
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,080
[Daly] Over there.

859
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,040
[Daly] From here,
the shuttle appears to be deserted.

860
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,320
We'll scout the area,
check for any life forms. Daly out.

861
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,960
Cole, we should head out this way. Cole...

862
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,000
[Nanette]
It's kind of hot here, don't you think?

863
00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:52,920
Oh, my God.

864
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:55,280
[Daly] What are you doing, Cole?

865
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,560
[Nanette]
The water looks so inviting, doesn't it?

866
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,960
[Daly] What are you talking about?

867
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:04,840
[Nanette] Come on, Robert.

868
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:06,920
-Ooh!
-[splashes]

869
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,720
Oh, the water is great. [laughs]

870
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,240
Swimming is a leisure activity.

871
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,520
We're on Space Fleet duty.

872
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:16,680
You know what?

873
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,360
We could always say
that I started drowning

874
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:26,360
and you had to come in and rescue me.

875
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,000
Yeah?

876
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,160
Oh, what about that? [laughs]

877
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,520
Come on. Come on in.

878
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,400
[laughs] I... Cole.

879
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,520
-[laughs] Come on.
-Cole.

880
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:42,720
Come on.

881
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,840
Come on in, my big captain.

882
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,800
OK.

883
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,480
[Nanette] Come on.

884
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,600
Are you gonna take all day?

885
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,400
[Daly] OK.

886
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,920
-OK, I'm coming in.
-[Nanette giggles]

887
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,240
[beeps]

888
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,200
OK, gotta patch it in.

889
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:16,960
[keyboard beeps]

890
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,440
[Dudani] It worked. I'm connected.

891
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,280
-Gonna access her PhotoCloud account.
-You remember that password?

892
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,800
Uppercase Y998, lowercase gb7,
uppercase TY ampersand 4.

893
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,640
Secure choice.

894
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,400
[sighs] There are thousands of images.
This could take a while.

895
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,240
Boring life.

896
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,080
[scrolling]

897
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:50,560
[scrolling]

898
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,640
Goddamn.

899
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:57,040
That is... gymnastic physique.

900
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,120
It's nice... nice bedding.

901
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,560
[scrolling]

902
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,160
Oh. OK, should I keep scrolling?

903
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,880
Any of the last nine would do.

904
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,440
Ow!

905
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,800
-[laughs] Thank you.
-Pleasure.

906
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,720
-Um, are you heading out for the night?
-Yes.

907
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:24,840
Because it's Christmas Eve and we've got
ten days off work to recover from it.

908
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:26,440
Go home.

909
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,960
-I will. I just have to finish--
-Yeah, whatever. Merry Christmas, loser.

910
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,080
[laughs] Yeah. OK, Merry Christmas.

911
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,640
[clears throat]

912
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:38,280
[phone vibrates]

913
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:41,560
[gasps]

914
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,280
Oh, my God.

915
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,560
Elliott, you fucking asshole.

916
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,360
[phone vibrates]

917
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:00,640
[beeps]

918
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:03,560
[robotic voice] Nanette Cole,
we've hacked your PhotoCloud account

919
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:07,080
and have control of the entire contents
of your photo gallery.

920
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,360
Who is this? Um...

921
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:11,720
[stutters] What do you want?

922
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,000
What we want is for you to do
exactly as instructed

923
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,400
or your entire gallery

924
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,720
will be shared
with your friends and your family.

925
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:20,880
And PornHub.

926
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,240
[Nanette] OK, yeah.

927
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,360
[stuttering]
I'll do what you want, anything.

928
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,480
I'll do anything.

929
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,360
Then listen carefully.
We don't have much time.

930
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,400
Stand up, get your coat
and follow our instructions.

931
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,320
[Nanette] OK.

932
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,440
[giggling]

933
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,960
-[Daly] Where are we going?
-We're just swimming.

934
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,440
It's nice, right?

935
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,280
-[Daly] Yes.
-Yeah. [laughs]

936
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,840
We should probably head back.

937
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,040
Help! [screams]
Something grabbed me, I think.

938
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:50,080
No, it didn't. I don't think anything did.
I'm sorry.

939
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,280
I think I imagined it. [laughs] So stupid.

940
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,040
[Daly] That's funny...

941
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:09,160
-That's funny. [laughs]
-[Nanette] Yeah, it is funny. It's funny.

942
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,680
[both laugh]

943
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:14,920
[laughs]

944
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:16,360
Easy, Cole.

945
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,200
[panting]

946
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:30,240
-All right, I'm in position.
-OK, we're gonna hang up now.

947
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,960
Make the phone call. Be sure to complete
the rest of your mission.

948
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,400
-I will.
-You better.

949
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:38,040
-[call ends]
-[Dudani] OK, I'll send it back down.

950
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:45,000
[Nanette laughs]

951
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,200
Oh! Hi. [giggles]

952
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,560
[Nanette] This is fucking crazy.

953
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:03,440
[line ringing]

954
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:04,680
Fenzi's.

955
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,800
[whispering]
Yes, I'd like to order a pizza.

956
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,880
Sure. What do you want?

957
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,640
[doorbell rings]

958
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,240
[omnicorder rings]

959
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:30,920
Oop.

960
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:33,200
I guess you'd better get that.

961
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,280
See who...

962
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,760
[omnicorder rings]

963
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,080
-Hold on.
-Yeah.

964
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:40,800
[doorbell ringing]

965
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,280
[knock on door]

966
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,200
-It's the door.
-[Nanette] Oh, OK.

967
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,120
[ringing]

968
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,480
-Pause game.
-[whirring]

969
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,160
[knock on door]

970
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,520
[doorbell rings]

971
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:08,920
[omnicorder beeps]

972
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,520
-Dudani, pick me up.
-You got it. Stand by.

973
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,600
[doorbell rings]

974
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,880
-[Daly] Coming.
-[Nanette gasps]

975
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,160
[panting]

976
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,640
-Hello?
-Uh, pizza.

977
01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,240
I didn't order a pizza.

978
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,760
OK, look, someone did, OK?
So do you want it or not? Because...

979
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,080
-I can't take it back.
-[bag unzips]

980
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:49,840
[whispers] What the hell am I doing?

981
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,480
-[Daly] All right!
-[door buzzes]

982
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:00,000
[panting] OK.

983
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:04,520
-That's the signal. She's got the DNA.
-[jacket zipping]

984
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:07,400
All of it. Tommy too.

985
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:08,840
[exhales]

986
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,520
Packer, we ready to fly?

987
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,920
Uh-huh.

988
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:16,320
Well?

989
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,960
You're supposed to say something
like "engage" or "increase thrust."

990
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:22,160
-Just fucking go.
-[engines revving]

991
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:30,560
There you go.
So I got it here in under ten.

992
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,520
There's supposed to be 30 in it for me.

993
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:37,080
Yeah. What's happening?
The door is closing. Hello?

994
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,160
Hello? Hello?

995
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,680
[panting] Shit...

996
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:42,800
Come on, man.

997
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,320
Hello? Come on, man, you promised.

998
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,760
[number pad beeps]

999
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:54,440
[scoffs]

1000
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,080
-Nice. Nice. Merry Christmas, asshole!
-[thud]

1001
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,160
[scoffs]

1002
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,360
[muttering]

1003
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,320
[panting]

1004
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:08,120
[gasps]

1005
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,040
Resume game.

1006
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:54,560
Resume game.

1007
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:04,640
Can't we go any faster? That dud disk
isn't gonna fool him forever.

1008
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,680
The update is gonna complete before long
and that means bye-bye, wormhole.

1009
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:11,720
The only quicker route
is through that asteroid belt there.

1010
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,440
-Let's go that way.
-No, it's way too dense.

1011
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,840
If the ship broke up we wouldn't die,
we'd just be left in space.

1012
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:20,640
Until Daly works out what's happening.
Then he'll find us and he'll fuck us over.

1013
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,760
[clattering]

1014
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,800
-Resume game.
-[device beeps]

1015
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,120
Lieutenant Cole, we should head...

1016
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,400
Cole?

1017
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,640
Daly to bridge. What's going on?

1018
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:52,880
-Shit. He has a backup disk.
-Come in, bridge.

1019
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,280
No, don't answer him.

1020
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:57,200
Dudani?

1021
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:04,880
God damn it.

1022
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,040
The wormhole, it's decreasing in size.

1023
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,960
Upload must be in the last few percent.

1024
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,920
Damn it, Packer,
we are gonna have to go through the belt.

1025
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,640
Do you think that you can do that?

1026
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,680
-Think I can try.
-OK.

1027
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,680
[engine revving]

1028
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:48,720
-Ship's computer on.
-Computer, where's the USS Callister?

1029
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,960
USS Callister is on course.

1030
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,840
-On course for where?
-The wormhole.

1031
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,880
-What wormhole?
-The update vortex.

1032
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,880
Sons of bitches!

1033
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:09,840
-Prepare for takeoff.
-[whirring]

1034
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,240
I've got a heat signature. Looks like
a shuttle took off from Skillane IV.

1035
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,280
Oh, God, it's Daly.

1036
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:33,200
[all groan]

1037
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:38,960
Shields at 86%.

1038
01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,240
[banging]

1039
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,280
[Dudani] We're taking a beating here!

1040
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,400
[Tulaska] Incoming transmission.

1041
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:50,400
[Daly] Hello? Loyal trusty crew, come in.

1042
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,200
I know you can hear me.

1043
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,600
Whatever it is you think
you're going to do won't work,

1044
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,880
but it is going to cost you!

1045
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,320
-[Nanette] Let's go faster.
-Already at maximum.

1046
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:02,320
Daly can't touch us unless he makes it
on board, and that's shuttle's a jalopy.

1047
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,320
-He won't catch us in time.
-I hope you're right.

1048
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:09,680
Shields 58%.

1049
01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:15,120
[crashing]

1050
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,920
If you thought what happened to you
in the past was bad, that was nothing!

1051
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:25,320
What I'm going to do to you
is going to be goddamn fucking biblical!

1052
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,360
I'm literally going to turn
your insides out.

1053
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:33,840
But I'll keep you alive
in tiny little jars

1054
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,720
and there you'll stay
until I'm bored of you--

1055
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,160
-Why are we listening to this?
-Yes, fuck him!

1056
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,240
[beeps]

1057
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,000
We're at the edge of the belt.
I think we're gonna make it.

1058
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:50,040
-[crashing]
-[alarm sounds]

1059
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,080
[power dies]

1060
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,560
-[gasps] What was that?
-[Dudani] Primary drive.

1061
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,680
I've lost all thrust.
Engines not responding.

1062
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,400
We're drifting here.

1063
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:13,640
-USS Callister has lost engine power.
-[laughs]

1064
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,560
I'm coming to get you! Hello! [laughs]

1065
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,720
[Nanette] Is there any way
that we can fix the engines?

1066
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:29,320
That's only feasible manually,
by climbing inside the jet fader.

1067
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:30,400
[Nanette] So...?

1068
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,560
So you'd burn to a crisp
when the jet came on.

1069
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:38,080
-[Dudani] We'd burn without dying.
-So one of us needs to go. OK.

1070
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,960
[Walton over speaker]
One of us already has.

1071
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,040
Walton?

1072
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,000
I'm pretty sure I can fix this.

1073
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:47,440
Um, uh... Walton, are you sure about this?

1074
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,800
I'm sure. [echoing]

1075
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,720
Tulaska, can you patch me through
to Daly?

1076
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,320
[Tulaska] Patching through.

1077
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:58,600
[Walton panting]
Hey, Daly, can you hear me?

1078
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:02,240
-Walton?
-Robert? Hey.

1079
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,520
-Walton, you're going to pay for this.
-Robert, listen.

1080
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,520
-I'm going to bring Tommy back in.
-Hey, Robert--

1081
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:10,400
God so help me, you are going to regret
all of this so hard!

1082
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,480
Bob, I wanna talk to you here!

1083
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,280
I was thinking I should say...

1084
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:18,640
sorry.

1085
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:23,399
Go on.

1086
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,640
You created Infinity.
You're a fucking genius.

1087
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,680
I exploited that.

1088
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,479
I treated you like a golden goose
and I got fat on the profits,

1089
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,439
figuratively speaking.

1090
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:39,080
[exhales]

1091
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:44,720
And I was thinking I should have
appreciated you more, you know?

1092
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:47,000
I should have treated you better.

1093
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,520
Yeah, yeah, I was thinking
I should say all that.

1094
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,439
[Walton exhales]

1095
01:08:56,120 --> 01:09:00,920
But you threw my son out of an airlock,
so fuck you to death.

1096
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:03,960
[screams]

1097
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,000
[screams echo]

1098
01:09:08,120 --> 01:09:09,120
Walton?

1099
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,960
Walton?

1100
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:17,279
-[power boots up]
-[engine whirring]

1101
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:20,240
We've got power back.

1102
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,640
-Faster!
-[computer] Speed already at maximum.

1103
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,840
I don't care, whatever, just catch them!

1104
01:09:35,319 --> 01:09:36,359
[alarm beeps]

1105
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:39,439
Wormhole almost closed.
Daly's gaining on us.

1106
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,680
-Keep her steady. Keep steady.
-I'm trying.

1107
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:44,240
Come on, come on.

1108
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:48,120
I hope we are going to die.

1109
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,640
Goddamn it!

1110
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:14,680
Damn it! Fuck!

1111
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,840
[all scream]

1112
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:28,280
[screaming continuing]

1113
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,000
[electronics whirring]

1114
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:49,400
What happened?

1115
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:53,000
The mod's gone.

1116
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,760
Daly's Space Fleet mod
has been stripped away by the firewall.

1117
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:59,600
-OK, so... this is good.
-[Packer] We're still alive.

1118
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,760
[Dudani]
Yeah, it only erased the Space Fleet mod.

1119
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,520
[Nanette]
We're not on Daly's computer anymore.

1120
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:08,440
-We're in the cloud.
-[Tulaska] Where is Daly?

1121
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:12,560
Firewall's deleted his rogue game code,
and his controls were disabled.

1122
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,920
-You mean...?
-He's stuck there.

1123
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,560
[laughs]

1124
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,680
[computer]
Update complete. Wormhole closed.

1125
01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,960
-[beeping]
-[clicking]

1126
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,920
-Controls are disabled.
-No.

1127
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,680
[Daly] No. No, no, no!

1128
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:31,720
[doors open]

1129
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,280
-[Lowry] Assholes!
-[Valdack] Hey!

1130
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:36,040
-[Valdack] Yeah! What's up?
-The brig unlocked itself.

1131
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,400
My Valdack outfit turned into this.

1132
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:40,440
More to the point,
I'm not a beetle thing anymore.

1133
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,800
I've got my body back.

1134
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,680
I've got my whole body back.
I'm guessing we all have.

1135
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:47,920
So what do we do now?

1136
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,120
We've got an infinite procedurally
generated universe at our disposal.

1137
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,680
We can go anywhere.

1138
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:56,440
Holy mackerel.

1139
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,320
-[alarm]
-[computer] Rogue universe detected.

1140
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,440
Deletion in progress.
Deletion in progress.

1141
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,400
-No, undelete.
-Deletion in progress.

1142
01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:19,360
-Undelete. Un--
-Rogue universe detected.

1143
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,440
-Deletion in progress.
-Exit game.

1144
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,960
-Deletion in progress.
-Rogue universe detected.

1145
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:28,000
-Exit game. Exit game!
-[alarm beeping]

1146
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,400
[power fizzles]

1147
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:33,200
Exit fucking game!

1148
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:35,080
Exit fucking game!

1149
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,920
Exit fucking game!

1150
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:41,640
Exit fucking game! Exit fucking game!

1151
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,080
[device whirring]

1152
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:03,640
["Silent Night" playing]

1153
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,320
[Tulaska] Incoming transmission.

1154
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:39,520
-It says Gamer691.
-That's a player tag.

1155
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,240
Another ship, another player.

1156
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:43,760
We're online. Um...

1157
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:46,200
-Hey, patch 'em through.
-[beeps]

1158
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:49,880
-Um, hello.
-[Gamer691] Hey there.

1159
01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:53,360
Uh, this is the crew of the USS Callister.
[laughs]

1160
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:56,560
Oh, man, are we glad to hear from--

1161
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,800
Yeah, Merry Christmas. So are we gonna
blow each other or are we gonna trade?

1162
01:13:59,880 --> 01:14:02,680
Oh... Hmm.

1163
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:05,560
Hello. Do you have anything
to trade at all?

1164
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,600
-[Nanette] No, uh--
-[sighs] So why did you respond?

1165
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:12,600
OK, just get the hell out of my quadrant
or I'll blast you to shit.

1166
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:15,160
-You got ten seconds. Ten...
-Oh, well, do... do try.

1167
01:14:15,240 --> 01:14:18,000
We'll photon-bolt you up
the perineum, you stupid little boy.

1168
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:19,560
-Scary. Nine.
-Come on, then.

1169
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:21,520
-Yes, thank you, Shania. Um...
-Eight.

1170
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,600
-Nate?
-Yes, Captain?

1171
01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:25,120
Stick us in hyperwarp and let's...

1172
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:26,680
-Six.
-...fuck off somewhere.

1173
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:28,280
-Five.
-[Packer] Aye aye, Captain.

1174
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:29,960
-Really, Nanette is fine.
-Four.

1175
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,760
-Aye aye, Nanette.
-Three.

1176
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:36,200
Two. One!

1177
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:40,480
Uh-huh. You'd better run.
King of space right here.

1178
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,600
[sighs]

1179
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,040
King of space.
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